Kellen the Pure, Lady Jade and Guildmaster Logan

The Guild of the Distilled


We are the Guild, the Guild of the Distilled
We are the Guild, the Guild of the Distilled
We cry whenever ale is spilled
You cannot join unless your mug is filled

We are the Guild, the Guild of the Distilled
By drinking Jared's Piss we are fulfilled
Our drinks are so strong, they just might get you killed
We are the Guild, the Guild of the Distilled

We are the Guild, the Guild of the Distilled
Those who try our drinks are always thrilled
But you better watch your purse, as thieves we are quite skilled
We are the Guild, the Guild of the Distilled

We demand our drinks to be chilled
We'll drink the tavern dry, and leave before we're billed
We are the Guild, the Guild of the Distilled

--Lyrics and tune by Guildmaster Logan and Kellen the Pure



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